Toronto

Hot off the press news release regarding the Toronto Make Me Laughs:

Name Change:
The Toronto Maple Leafs will be changed to the Toronto Tampons' as they
are only good for one period, and they don't have a second string.

Coaching Change:
Paul Maurice will be replaced by Pamela Anderson. No doubt she will blow
a few, but she won't choke up on the BIG ONE.

They also have a new schedule for the coming year: